Upon inspecting my grocery shopping items last night, Mr TC comes into the laundry where I was squatting, sorting the whites from the colours.
Mr TC: "Hon, I just have one criticism for you."
Me: (Instantly annoyed) "Fire away."
Mr TC: "Can we not buy pre-packaged sliced mushrooms? Fresh mushrooms are much better."
Me: "Are you serious? Who is the prick that makes dinner every night?? Who? Who is the prick that does that - oh wait ME!! There is no freaking difference between sliced and unsliced freaking mushrooms!!"
Right then, Monkey somersaulted so suddenly that I overbalanced. Mr TC, thinking it hilarious, knelt over. To help me up, perhaps? No, of course not! He leant over, addressing Monkey says "Kick. Her. Hard." And walked off.
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I'm going away tomorrow, meeting up with my girlfriends from Sydney and staying at a motel, for a big womens AA convention. There will be massages, manicures, non-stop meetings, and much chocolate. I NEVER go away by myself, I'm so excited. Can't wait to chill the fuck out with my homies, without a care in the world.
xoxoxo
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that's it - I am willing monkey to always spit up on Mr TC. Have a great relaxing trip
have a nice, relaxing trip! enojy this time by yourself- bec you know you wont have any alone time for a LONG TIME!
I had to laugh at MrTC -- it sounds like he and G would get along swimmingly.
I hope you have a great time! I am tremendously jealous...well and that you live in Australia -- that I'm jealous of as well...did I mention it was ...what's the conversion... -11 degrees Celsius here? Good times, good times.
I'm sorry, but I laughed. :-) Hope you have a wonderful trip, sounds fabulous! I'm friggin jealous!
My husband also has yet to learn not to criticize the shopping choices of the person who does the cooking!
I'm sorry for any offence caused but I think Mr TC was pretty funny there :)
My husband has been taught by repeated painful lessons not to whine about the things that magically make their way into the cupboard courtesy of yours truly....
J
I hope your trip went well! I'm with Farah, I wish Monkey to spit up on Mr. TC repeatedly! :-)
Seriously? "Fresh"...as in not-sliced? What the...sliced are fine!
Well, how did the trip go? Hope you had an excellent time!
I have to admit that I giggled, too. :-)
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